What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How has your life changed since starting college?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper